A group of secret society members from New York, known as
The Men (notorious for having no more than 538 Johnsons), are being implicated in a tunnel discovery, believed to have been made during a fishing trip they took to Seattle in early 2011. In a
lake behind The M-----, where plummeting freshwater temperatures are used to encourage nature cruising in hopes of increasing U.S. and Canadian border crossings, several e-mails may have resulted in what appears to be a subterranean passage extending from Brooklyn to Ballard...and beyond. A list of confirmed entrances and exits is available
here.
Vindication from claims of an alleged attempt to "
milk" the state capital of its music resources will be sought by these "
pug-ugly joy-punk and almost krautrock face-mooshers" at a town meeting scheduled for Saturday, August 20th. The meeting will be moderated by Josephine Baker-Bonaparte and will likely begin around 9 p.m.
